Borat is a cultural icon, a renaissance man, and a unique thinker with a nuanced view on life, which is why
Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm, the
docu-style sequel to his first 2006 eponymous movie, is highly anticipated amongst the cultural and intellectual elite.We’re just kidding.In reality, Borat (who looks an awful lot like Sasha Baron Cohen . . . does anyone else see it, or…?) absolutely destroyed the late night talk show format on Monday night with his appearance on
Jimmy Kimmel Live! by making up some wildly inaccurate things about the pandemic, trying to grab Jimmy’s crotch with a torture device, almost braining the cameraman with a skillet, and then bringing out his strangely-violent teenage daughter Tutar. As far as Borat segments go, this sounds about right.
For his own health and safety, Borat conducted a “normal Kazakh plague questionnaire” before Jimmy could even ask him any questions. With standard Qs like, “as a member of Hollywood elite, have you recently drunk any unpasteurized children's blood?” we’re not sure why Jimmy was squirming so much.After trying to grab Jimmy by the jewels with one device, and then trying to take his temperature with another device (just... no), Borat’s teenage daughter Tutar (legal name: Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev) came out on stage, with some greenroom artwork under her arm. “Yeah, she stole it, she’s a very good thief and very violent. Teenagers!” Borat exclaimed as the aggressive Tutar admitted to killing 17 dogs and then yelled aggressively at Jimmy.[video_embed id='5655139338001']RELATED: Sacha Baron Cohen Offers to Pay Fines For Arrested 'Mankini' Borat Impersonators [/video_embed]It all came to a head when Tutar inexplicably demanded Jimmy’s pants. Of course the man refused. Why, he’s a refined, married man now! But Borat offered a pants exchange and it just... devolved from there. Pants were coming off. Bums were being blurred by the censors. Jimmy was cowering behind his seat, trying not to expose himself. Tutar was yelling incoherently. Why is it every time we see Borat, we are treated to his spindly legs and butt? Why, we ask you?!Frankly, as far as Borat interviews go, this one actually went pretty well. We laughed, we cringed, we were glad it wasn’t us.[video_embed id='-1']RELATED: This husky dog prefers to nap in the wheelbarrow [/video_embed]
