Luckily your bewilderment is not just your own, because even Americans didn’t recognize the parade this year. Naturally, because of the COVID-19 global pandemic and the need to maintain physical distance for safety, the parade this year wasn’t exactly parading. The 2.5 mile parade route was scaled down to just one block, and it was cordoned off to the public; the route was used only for television purposes. Most of the performances, like from the cast of Broadway’s Hamilton and Jagged Little Pill, were pre-recorded over a period of three days. Even Dolly Parton, who offered up a twist on the classic “Holly Jolly Christmas” was like, “I’ll perform this from a safe distance, thanks.” (We’re paraphrasing here.)Bring back how it was #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/S3YLq3bVKD
— Patty (@patriciantaurus) November 27, 2020
This ad promoting Young Rock during the #MacysParade is amazing.
pic.twitter.com/u4FTQ6i9yK— Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) November 26, 2020
A young Dwayne Johnson with a fanny pack appeared at the #MacysParade
(Source: @nbc) pic.twitter.com/7Fo9cp4wFk— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 26, 2020
where can we get this @TheRock ballon???#MacysParade @Macys pic.twitter.com/WGaMh7xACW
— GIPHY Pop (@GiphyPop) November 26, 2020
There is a @TheRock fannypack and turtleneck outfit float at the #MacysParade. WHAT IS 2020?! pic.twitter.com/LJ8u1AFRVo
— Kenny Majid - A Kenny For Your Thoughts Podcast (@akfytwrestling) November 26, 2020
While the parade route was decidedly devoid of people (take a look at Karol G’s performance here to see just how quiet it was), that doesn’t mean Al Roker from The Today Show couldn’t have some fun. Last year he had a run-in with a man dressed up as a stick of butter, and it seems #Butterman is now a holiday tradition.Omg I LOVE THIS PARADE LMAO #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/xTVG8kGqxp
— Kd. (@KatieLee5897) November 26, 2020
Do you guys remember last year when Al Roker got into a fight with a stick of butter? Good times #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/gZCPyPyDzG
— Jenna (@jen_herself) November 26, 2020
Oh Al, we’re glad just to see you out and about.As with most live broadcasts, there were some glitches. We’re not sure what happened here with this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles float that also had the Grammy nominated band CNCO atop it for a performance, but you can clearly hear organizers on their headsets saying, “Like how do you mess that up? You had one job!”Butter Man is back and spreading joy along the #MacysParade route! @alroker pic.twitter.com/HBbUigEclE
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 26, 2020
For a little Canadian content, the cast of Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill showed up to perform “You Learn,” but it didn’t exactly land with many viewers. The musical may have broken Tony Award nomination records, but nobody does Alanis like Alanis.what happened here? ? #MacysParade #VerizonLive pic.twitter.com/g1rjzNGvwl
— honeydew (@honeydewpuppy) November 26, 2020
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, but what the actual f@&$ was this #MacysParade #JaggedLittleBroadway pic.twitter.com/wZWa3PizK4
— Marques (@MrNashhh) November 26, 2020
Is anyone else completely confused about the #JaggedLittleBroadway situation on the #MacysThanksgivingParade ??????
— Courtney W (@CourtPholio) November 26, 2020
#JaggedLittleBroadway That performance of @Alanis “you learn” had me like: pic.twitter.com/3S6W9GU7OT
— SAMVSFL (@SVSMIA) November 26, 2020
Our reaction to THAT PART of the Jagged Little Pill performance during the Thanksgiving Day Parade. #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingParade #JaggedLittleBroadway pic.twitter.com/vCmXCSTiqQ
— Jayla (@JoyfulJay394) November 26, 2020
[video_embed id='2084929']RELATED: Alanis Morissette on her greatest joy, TikTok, and making music with her young family [/video_embed]Viewers were almost setting up a barricade for a revolt when the NBC feed cut away from the legendary Patti Labelle for no apparent reason. You don’t do our queen dirty like this!Everyone over 35 watching the Alanis Morissette cover on #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/FWK6jG0gvd
— C Money ?⚾?️ (@ChrisLerma23) November 26, 2020
The audacity to interrupt Patti Labelle TO INTRODUCE MATTHEW MORRISON AS THE GRINCH. #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/nOarOtpUcu
— crunchy | #BlackLivesMatter (@crispyempanada) November 26, 2020
But at least the performance of Hamilton was there to calm it all down and remind us that, when this is all over, theatre will greet us back with open arms.#MacysParadeWHO TF in their right minds first talks over, then cuts away from a FREAKING PATTI LABELLE performance!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/2E4VVXitkC
— ?????? ??????? ??? (@OhSayLesss) November 26, 2020
It's Hamilton's 1st time performing at the Parade. Grateful to be among the shows performing, including @AintTooProud, @jaggedmusical, @MeanGirlsBway.Live theater is waiting on the other side of all this.The ghost lights are still on.Grateful for YOU. Have a happy safe day. https://t.co/0XpqYKu3YV
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) November 26, 2020
Seeing @HamiltonMusical on the #MacysParade had me all pic.twitter.com/tSRckg6Ri3
— Beth S. (@Beffers34) November 26, 2020
Watching the #MacysParade and the cast of #Hamilton is performing got me in my living room like pic.twitter.com/VFMtOlQlUa
— ?️?Erica?️? (@reeceecup) November 26, 2020
Until next year, Macy’s! Hopefully you’ll bring the miracles back to 34th Street![video_embed id='-1']BEFORE YOU GO: You'll never be as excited for anything in your life as this kid is for an 'Aquaman' toy [/video_embed]This is INCREDIBLE. They started in front of the theater, and then on “there’s nothing like summer in the city” they switched to 34th street in front of Macy’s. GENIUS. Also, the boards that say “history is happening”. AHHHH! #Hamilton #MacysThanksgivingParade pic.twitter.com/ZowGA1aPpi
— Libby Champs (@LibbyChamps) November 26, 2020