'Letterkenny' sayings you need to incorporate into your daily life

Pitter patter.
January 11, 2021 11:50 a.m. EST
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Happy Canada Day, eh? In our books there's no better way to celebrate the country than with a brand new six-pack of Letterkenny episodes featuring our favourite hicks, hockey players and skids.

That’s right. Wayne, Daryl and the rest of the farm gang are back, and this time they’ve traded in their fruit stand for a sled shack... as they tend to do when it’s wintertime out in the small town. The new episodes, which feature guest-stars Adrian Holmes (19-2) and Sarah Gadon (Enemy) all drop on Canada Day, giving us all plenty of reasons to celebrate.

It sounds like these episodes will be slammed with action, too. We’re about to meet “les Hiques,” who are the Quebec versions of our famed heroes. There’s Jean Guy (Sebastien Huberdeau) and Jean-Carl (Alexandre Landry) who are the French alter egos of Wayne and Daryl, with French versions of Dan and Katy coming to town too.

Is anyone else reminded of Seinfeld’s Bizarro World?

With so much going down, now is as good a time as any to brush up on the Letterkenny lexicon, and to start incorporating as many of these slang terms as possible into our everyday vocabulary.

The Term: Pitter patter lets get at’er

Definition: Let’s go

Use it in a sentence please: The new season of Letterkenny is coming to CraveTV. So pitter patter, lets get at’er and watch it already.

The Term: Donny Brook

Definition: Slang for “fight”

Use it in a sentence please: You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.

The Term: Great day for hay

Definition: Nice, sunny weather

Use it in a sentence please: Make sure you use that there sunscreen ‘cause it’s a great day for hay.

The Term: Flow

Definition: Long, flowing hockey hair

Use it in a sentence please: He’d better not be putting the flow in one of those man buns. That's just looking for a Donny Brook.

The Term: Horn

Definition: Penis Use it in a sentence please: His girlfriend was going out of town so she tooted the horn one more time before she left.

The Term: Mixed a batch

Definition: Masturbate

Use it in a sentence please: Once his girlfriend left town he mixed a batch and tooted his own horn.

The Term: Electric Lettuce

Definition: Weed

Use it in a sentence please: Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.

The Term: Pump the brakes

Definition: Slow down

Use it in a sentence please: Excuse me, pump the breaks. Who said he could beat Daryl in a fight?

The Term: Scoots

Definition: Diarrhea

Use it in a sentence please: Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.

The Term: Sniper

Definition: Pretty girl (or goal scorer)

Use it in a sentence please: You were a sniper in that game today and… do you SEE that sniper at 3 o’clock?

The Term: Texas sized 10-4

Definition: I get it Use it in a sentence please: Yes dear, pick up milk on the way home. That’s a Texas sized 10-4.

The Term: Tarps off

Definition: Shirts off, usually in a hockey fight

Use it in a sentence please: That’s it buddy, tarps off. Don’t talk about my sister.

The Term: Schmelt

Definition: Rookie

Use it in a sentence please: He hasn’t sold any fruit all season long. What a shmelt.

The Term: Pertnear

Definition: Pretty near

Use it in a sentence please: It’s pertnear time to tune into Letterkenny, so be sure to set yer dials.

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