The latest bananas conspiracy theory claims Beyonce is an Italian Satanist

Brace yourselves for more plagiarized plot twists than a Dan Brown novel.
July 8, 2020 3:30 p.m. EST
July 11, 2020 12:00 a.m. EST
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Just in case you haven’t heard of him (spoiler alert: you haven’t), K.W. Miller is a U.S. congressional hopeful who enjoys conspiracy theories, putting people ‘on notice’ and referring to himself in the third person. His 15 minutes of infamy (though ‘seconds’ seems both more likely and more accurate) have come courtesy of a completely bonkers series of tweets in which he declares that Beyoncé is an Italian Illuminati operative hired by deep state Democrats to turn her legions of fans against Republicans. At least, that’s the most sense we can make of his completely nonsensical stream of social media vitriol.In his tweets, Miller makes some blatantly racist accusations. “Beyoncé is not even African American. She is faking this for exposure,” he writes, denying the acclaimed artist of her own cultural heritage. The rant echoes Donald Trump’s equally outlandish and racist accusation that former President Barack Obama didn’t have a U.S. birth certificate. The statement, no matter how ridiculous, is still a (pathetic) attempt to discredit the pop star. “Her real name is Ann Marie Lastrassi,” wrote Miller. Where, in all likelihood, did Miller lift this information from? A piece of fanfiction penned by someone with too much time on their hands.[video_embed id='1985078']RELATED: Beyoncé to receive humanitarian honour at BET Awards[/video_embed]Perhaps unsurprisingly, Miller has more conspiracies he’s willing to share with his 21,000 followers, some of whom have been wondering if the candidate had been hacked. Prince Harry, for example, is controlled by Meghan Markle. Mask-wearers are secret perverts. Patti LaBelle is… on notice for something. And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is working with a cabal who use mind-control waves that are broadcast to the public via Korean pop music. Also, he’s not a fan of TikTok.It’s Beyoncé, however, whom the wannabe politician appears to be completely obsessed with. “You all do know that Beyoncé’s song ‘Formation’ was a secret coded message to the globalists I certainly hope?” tweeted Miller. “The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana. She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag.” (Here Miller refers to lyrics in which Bey sings about hot sauce, the most delicious of all Satan’s symbols.)All joking aside, Miller’s baseless rants are an example of the kind of hate that Black people have to deal with on a regular basis. If there were any doubt to his underlying racist ideology, Miller makes it clear when he calls the Black Lives Matter movement a force that is “terrorizing the country.”We’ll be standing by for Twitter to ban him any second now, please and thank you.[video_embed id='1991503']Before you go: Tiffany Haddish says she feels free after cutting off her hair[/video_embed]

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