Gwyneth Paltrow joked about sleeping with Hailey Bieber’s dad to Hailey Bieber

Gwyneth Paltrow’s brand never fails to keep us guessing. Sure, she’s an Oscar-winning actress and a beauty and wellness guru, but she also likes to make candles that smell like her vagina. Sometimes there’s no way to know what a day with the Shakespeare In Love star will be like, and Hailey Bieber, daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin, and niece to Alec Baldwin, found out just how much a convo with the Goop founder can suddenly take a 180.

On July 27th, Gwyneth joined the supermodel and better half of pop star Justin Bieber on her YouTube channel for a session of “Who’s In My Bathroom,” and the topic arose that, back in the '90s, the Iron Man star once co-starred in what she called a small "independent film" with poppa Stephen Baldwin, most famous for his role in The Usual Suspects. That’s when Gwyneth made a very NSFW joke.

“Well it was a tiny independent movie,” Gwyneth told her about the 1994 Dorothy Parker biopic, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle where she co-starred with Stephen Baldwin. “I think I was like 20 years old, so it was a really long time ago. But he was great. He was so nice. Yeah, it was awesome.”

“I like hearing that!” Hailey exclaimed. “Imagine if you had some horror story. ‘He was terrible! It was a nightmare working with him!’”

Then Gwyneth made us all blink in astonishment as she quipped, “Or if I, like, f****d your dad in the bathroom?”

Fam, drop your monocles in shock.

Luckily Hailey, who recently suffered from a mini-stroke, was able to roll with the punches, and barely missed a beat, revealing that that wouldn’t be the first time someone has admitted as much to her. Well, this is awkward.

The Se7en star then emphatically denied that such a liaison dangereuse had ever taken place, but Twitter thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Look, we don’t know if she did or if she didn’t, but she does love making orgasm candles, and Stephen did star in some risque films in the '90s like Threesome, so perhaps this isn’t wayyyyy out of left field.